drxgonfvcker:

hranuspeaks:

i fucking can’t believe this

im going to fucking scream

humanoidpigeon:

realpokemon:

normalize keeping a housetank magikarp and doing this

Me after feeding my Magikarp regularly for a month:

Originally posted by zuchiniboi

studentofetherium:

studentofetherium:

sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge

the reviews are in

pukicho:

One day you will wake up and think to yourself “m,mm I’m cozy” and then you will go back to bed and rest. 

sharkboypussy:

autism hungry feed it 50000 replays of a song you just heard

alphabetcompletionist:

imhonestlyjustsoconfused:

alphabetcompletionist:

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👎👎👎👎👎👎

octopi-3:

*tf2 soldier voice*: SERVE CUNT?! WHY DON’T YOU SERVE YOUR CUNT-RY MAGGOT?

cryptidquinn:

this is a “/gamerule keepInventory true” positive blog

minmocat:

based on the immortal